I went to the salon on Friday (appropriately named "Vain") and cut off all my hair and dyed it really dark brown. I hate it. I'm freaking out. I'm becoming totally (appropriatley) Vain and thinking that i look less feminine and it will never grow out and it's too dark and I look goth and not pretty. Everything is an existential crisis. Jubal told me it looks "fake, to be honest." Well, thanks for your honesty, Jubal. It's refreshing.


NOT.